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Friday Fail!

Hello Readers!!!

I have officialy made Fridays into Friday Fails! I hope you enjoy! :)

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Random Thought

So for the past month I have been working at Wendy’s and yesterday I quit because I hate working fast food and I got a different job at Walgreen’s.

So last night I guess I was spooning my boyfriend and when I took a deep breath in I said it smells like asiago cheese and my boyfriend was like “What?” and I said “I don’t know what im talking about im going back to sleep” Since this all happened while I was asleep.

Come to find out my boyfriend said he was really gassy and that is probably what smelled and I freaked out.

Asiago cheese is the cheese we put in the spicy ceasar salads and it has a spicy smell to it.

THAT WAS DISGUSTING!!!!!!

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Never Goodbye

Since I was just a little girl I have always had troubles with goodbyes. If you didn’t already know because you haven’t read my earlier posts my parents were divorced so my brother and I were forced to go back and fourth from one state to another state every year.

I loved with my dad during the school year and saw my mom every summer, every other christmas and every other spring break.

Going to my moms house I would get so excited. It was never hard to tell my dad goodbye because Read the rest of this entry »

My Crazy Thoughts

Again I don’t have much to say today but this …

 

Sometimes when I have a spoon in my hand I just want to throw it at some ones head and say “Oops Im sorry. I didn’t mean to it slipped”. When really it was meant for you and I walk away smiling. :)

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Guess what?

I don’t have much to say today but guess what?

 

 

ITS MY 19th BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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So my mother got Freshly Pressed this morning (YAY MOM!!) and no I didn’t find out by being on Word Press. I found out after I had just woke up and walked in my room to see my mother crying about how she is going to answer all the comments.

She went all day happily answering them until this came up…

She got so sad and came running to tell me all about it.

So let me say a few things.

1. you just made my world a shit hole
2. Who do you think you are
and finally
3. If you dont have anything nice to say don’t say it at all.

No one told you to read the post and if you didn’t like it no one said you had to lime the post or even comment.

So I know my reply back wasn’t nice but I had to make my momma feel better and it surely did. :-)

P.S HUA means head up ass fyi.

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  •  Thank the person who gave you this award. That’s common courtesy.
  •  Include a link to their blog. That’s also common courtesy — if you can figure out how to do it.
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Hello all. I am sorry from being away from you guys for awhile. I haven’t really been in the best of moods lately but IM BACK!!!

So here we go.

So we all know that when Caden was born he was born with six fingers, which means he has extra brain cells so he will be a smartie :) . For those of you who didn’t know that little fact now you do.

Anyways I have been waiting patiently to see if these extra brain cells would help Caden learn things faster and guess what he has been doing and he isn’t even 2 months old until thursday?… Read the rest of this entry »

And “BOOM” there it was!

There I was putting my son Caden into his tub and scrubbing him with tons of soap, thinking to my self how did I allow this to happen? I never thought in a million years this would happen.

So going back a little bit, if you read my moms post today on her blog then you know that we went to the mall today. It was a mandatory must that I got Wreck this Journal today. I have wanted one for about a week now. So my mom and I decided to go to Barnes and Noble. Caden’s first mall trip. Before we left the house I had taken a picture of him in his car seat and he didn’t look to happy.

Cover of "Wreck This Journal"

Cover of Wreck This Journal. This is what I so badly wanted!

I’m thinking that we were going to the mall just to do a quick run to the book store. Boy was I wrong. Read the rest of this entry »

Cookie Monster came to visit.

Chips Ahoy! chocolate chip cookies

Chips Ahoy chocolate chip cookies!

Ever since my son was born I have had this strong craving for cookies. I have had them pretty much everyday since. When I don’t have them I dream about them. My mouth starts to water when I think about them and I go crazy for them. It gets so bad that I have to comment on my mothers own blog just to tell her I want some cookies.

Now, when I want cookies and I delegate the task to someone to get them for me they better be the right ones. You better not even think about bringing me some oreos or some off brand, chewy, soft not original type shitty cookies. They better be Lauren’s number one choice in cookies the one and only Chip Ahoy original because if they are not best believe I will send your ass back to the store so fast to get me some or all hell would break loose.

For this reason that I am so picky about my cookies I only trust one person and one person only to get my cookies and that would be my mother. I trust that se knows what kind of cookies I want without even having to say it. I can just tell her cookies and se comes back home with my favorites. Way to go mom! My boyfriend and my brother on the other hand I wouldn’t even waste my time asking because either they will forget or get me the wrong kind, although my boyfriend is getting better with this.

Just a little cookie rant for the day. By the way as I write this I am eating my chip Ahoy original cookies that I bought today! YUMMY!!!

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